happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(Source: emotionsbye, via reademdiaries)

radicalburrito:
Really go on a date with him

cocomade-me-do-it:

Who? Pizza?

Tell me your secrets, & ask me your questions…

cocomade-me-do-it:

Oh let’s go back to the start…

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suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

(Source: commonbee, via reademdiaries)

skaterparadise:

i need hickey’s all over my body 

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